new store.As yet the store wasn't ready,with only a few shelves set up and no stock.
One said to the other ,I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by,put his face to the window,and ask what were selling.
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,sure enough,a curious scotsman walked over to the window,had a peek,and in a thick scottish accent asked,what might ye be selling
here then?.One of the men replied sarcastically,we are selling arseholes!.The canny scotsman replies ,man you are doing very well ... only two left.
oops,forgot translation.
cuimhnich bas alpein (be mindfull of the death of alpen.)
or
cuinich bas alpin (if you are a lazy speller.)
