Her Ladyship wishes to make pleasant greetings to all. She is the former Duke of Windsor (prove her wrong) and gained this plot of land and its title principally, as she says, "to cheese off" some snobby females who coldheartedly ignored her when she fell and broke a bone, and then ousted her from their board of trustees, of which she was a unanimously elected member.
Her Ladyship enjoys perfumery, golf, and referring to herself in the third person. She has not yet employed an equerry-in-waiting.

Welcome to you Lady Patricia, what sort of salary would an equerry command?

Regrettably, the area of The United States where her Ladyship finds herself is bereft of properly trained equerries. Many are seduced by the offered pay, which is twenty American dollars per hour, but few can perform the necessary tasks. Indeed, fluency in one's mother tongue seems too much to ask of the locals, which is a fact that deeply disturbs her Ladyship.

Wouldn't 'Your Ladyship" be a former
DuchESS ??? You would only be a Duke
had you been a male. The traditional system doesn't
seem to be set up to enbrace TWO Dukes (i.e. same sex
marriage of two men.) Lady M

Indeed. Her Ladyship presumes one's familiarity with the concept of reincarnation. No more need be said on this topic.

Hello My Lady,
I wonder if you would be willing to help me. I am writing a thesis for a Post Graduate Diploma on and the belief in reincarnation. I have spoken to quite a number people about past life experience and wondered if you would be willing to tell me about yours, such as, what period of history did you hold the title? When did 'you' die? How many other past lives are you aware of, when were you born into your present life etc? It would be extremely gracious of you to help.
Thank you.

To Lady Matthew;
Hello and salutations My Lady.
You are correct; women are not allowed to hold the title of Duke. The exception being HM Queen Elizabeth the Second, who carries the Ducal titles of The Duke of Normandy and The Duke of Lancaster.
Best Wishes

Dear Lord Roderick,

As you may know, there are entirely benign reasons for wiping clean the memory of a newly born child. The burden of details would not be helpful to most children, since the soul-lessons to be learned cannot be altered and can take centuries to complete. The illusion of a fresh start is most helpful.

To answer your questions, however, her Ladyship's former title was newly created in 1937, and ceased upon the former Duke's death in 1972, easily facilitating the soul's leisurely selection of a new family for conception in summer of 1973 and rebirth in 1974.

As for other lives previous to the Duke of Windsor's, her Ladyship finds that it is the immediately previous life that holds the most clues to one's current destiny. The truth is that she is apprehensive of finding what may have led to his former Majesty's life, since it is well known that only someone with a raging ego is born into positions of such power and grandeur. Her Ladyship still struggles with this, unfortunately, and so nothing would do but that she have a title in this life as well.

Thank you for your help M’ Lady, it was very kind of you to allow me to impose of your time. Though not as helpful as I had hoped, it was instructive none the less. ‘Vos es puteus lego; Irritum thy nomen est mulier.’ As the Romans would say:
Thank you once again.