If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
If Teflon is non-stick, how do they make it stick to the pan?
If rabbits feet are lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
If a Smurf chokes, what colour does it turn?
If the Black Box is never damaged in a plane crash, why don't they make the whole plane out of the same material?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?
Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?
Why is there only one Monolopies & Mergers Commission?
What disease did cured ham have?
What do chickens think we taste like?
Is there such a thing as an unguided missile?
Do air line pilots take crash courses?
How many screwdrivers does Phillip need?
How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
